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2016 Worship Guide

December 7, 2016

A Lincoln Daily News Publication

Throughout the world, it is estimated

that millions of people are prone

to displaying Christmas spirit

deficiencies. This is known as the

“bah humbug” syndrome, Seasonal

Deficient Disorder, or simply

Christmas Blues. This research will

help further treatment and cure for

those suffering with these conditions.

Accurate localization of the

Christmas spirit is a paramount first

step in being able to help this group

of patients. Location of the Christmas

spirit could also contribute to a more

general understanding of the brain’s

role in festive cultural traditions,

making a medical contribution to

cross cultural festivities and goodwill

to all.

To find the complete answer, perhaps

science could investigate the source

of “The real Spirit.” But then again,

“The carnal mind cannot understand

the things of the Spirit.” I find it

comforting to understand a little bit

more about how God created man

and the mechanics He designed for

us to function.